Here’s a part of Proust Questionnaire:
__1.__If you could be someone else, who would you like to be? – water, landowner in Heiskell,TN, samurai, Pokemon trainer, dhamphir vampire, lover in your pocket.
__2.__What is your idea of perfect happiness? – a home with a loving family, or perfectly alone to read into insanity.
__3.__What is your greatest fear? – not being loved & remembered, not being able to be open up about how I feel;i live my fear everyday.
__4.__When and where were you the happiest? – childhood, Norris,TN
__5.__What is your favorite word? – Latex, Nazi, Fräulein, freedom.
__6.__Which talent would you most like to have? – timing for better musicality & music writing.
__7.__Who are your heroes in real life? – The Punisher.
__8.__What do you consider the most overrated virtue? – greed, I enjoy lust.
__9.__On what occasion do you lie? – when I see fit.
__10.__What do you most dislike about your appearance? – I don’t wear enough suits
__11.__If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? – my life.
__12.__Which words or phrases do you most overuse? – “doing well, thanks for asking.”
__13.__What do you consider your greatest achievement? – being a dad.
__14.__If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? –fire to burn this world down inciting a forced rebirth from the ashes.
__15.__What is your most treasured possession? –my red peavey milestone 2 electric bass guitar I got when I was 16.
__16.__Who is your favorite fictional character? – zaroff Rainsford from the most dangerous game, and Kikuchiyo from Akira Kurosawa’s seven samurai.
__17.__How would you like to die? – asleep and happy in my own warm bed many years from now wih my wife.
__18.__What is your current state of mind? – calm and collected in a tea cup…tear me apart.
These are my answers in between calls at a call center. this is not a poem and I also don’t give a fuck.